Java for Fucking Idiots: Learn the Basics of Java Programming Without any Experience!

Hi, I'm Steve.
I'm here to teach you the fundamentals of Java. Or the basics of Java. One of those. Or both.
In my experience, many books designed for "absolute beginners" spend maybe a chapter talking to you like a beginner, then start talking to you like you're someone with average intelligence all the sudden. They forget their audience. It becomes normal textbook.
I think it's frustrating. I want to be treated like the idiot I am, dang it.
I assure you that in this book, I will not forget that you're a freaking idiot like me.
The only real requirement is you can read. And if you're downloading and eBook and can't read then I'm not sure what to tell you, friend.